1. I teach English grammar and composition at a community college.
2. I hate to talk; I prefer to write--odd how I became a teacher.
3. I grew up on a farm. I can tell anyone anything about cropping tobacco, the old-fashioned way.
4. I met Michael Jordan, Sam Perkins, Kenny Smith, and Brad Daugherty in college before they became super famous.
5. I love cheese on almost everything, especially cheesy lasagna.